In line at the grocery store, I joked about the latest celeb divorce playing out in the tabloids at the checkout counter. The woman in line ahead of me, laughing at my routine, offered up a comment about being told her nipples were average by the piercing place she had them done the previous day. Excuse me? I said, she repeated that he has said they were average sized. Oh, so not a value judgment, but a measurable? She seemed not reassured nor amused, more confused really
then I said, there is no way to not sound creepy, but I am sure they are lovely. She got perkier then, and I wandered off, and now it occurs to me that she wouldn’t have thought anything I said untoward, and her forwardness went over my head. I can’t imagine what she made of my thanking her for a unique public conversation at a grocery check out. Overthinking not offending is blocking incoming flirting, signals, messages and messengers, in the context of time and place.
Blimey, you should have asked if you could take a look and give an expert opinion, you know woman to woman
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Grocery store checkout was an unexpected place, I think it was joke about every mallrat teenager having tattoos that resulted in the pierced nipples comment, I think the internet has really changed how people interact in person, eh
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Yes you’re correct, but I was only jesting, besides my better half wouldn’t be amused.
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Well, butch banter, it is never good to fail to amuse femmes.
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